★ 論“跟其他小朋友玩”

“給我聽(tīng)著，我知道你討厭跟那個(gè)小胖子玩，因?yàn)樗麐寢尯車(chē)\歪。但沒(méi)品的是他媽?zhuān)植皇悄莻€(gè)小朋友，所以你要對(duì)他好一點(diǎn)?！?/p>

☆On Playing with Other Kids

“Listen, I know you hate playing with that chubby kid because his mom’s a loudmouth, but it’s not that kid’s fault his mom’s a bitch. Try to be nice to him.”

★ 論“分享”

“很抱歉，如果你哥不讓你玩他的爛貨，你就不要玩。那畢竟是他的。如果他想當(dāng)個(gè)不懂得分享的渾球兒，那也是他的權(quán)利。你當(dāng)然也有權(quán)利去當(dāng)渾球兒，不過(guò)建議你平時(shí)還是大方一點(diǎn)?！?/p>

☆On Sharing

“I’m sorry, but if your brother doesn’t want you to play with his shit, then you can’t play with it. It’s his shit. If he wants to be an asshole and not share, then that’s his right. You always have the right to be an asshole—you just shouldn’t use that right very often.”

★ 論“公平競(jìng)爭(zhēng)”

“作弊可沒(méi)那么簡(jiǎn)單。你可能以為很簡(jiǎn)單，其實(shí)難得很。我敢打包票，你作弊的本事一定比你照規(guī)矩來(lái)的功夫還要爛。”

☆On Fair Play

“Cheating’s not easy. You probably think it is, but it ain’t. I bet you’d suck more at cheating than whatever it was you were trying to do legitimately.”

★ 論“玩具丟得到處都是”

“靠！我坐到你那個(gè)什么玩具貨車(chē)了……擎天柱？管它叫什么玩意兒，離我屁股遠(yuǎn)一點(diǎn)！”

☆On Leaving My Toys Around the House

“Goddamn it, I just sat on your goddamned truck guy.... Optimus Prime? I don’t give a shit what it’s called, keep it away from where I like to put my ass.”

★ 論“睡衣派對(duì)”

“櫥柜里有洋芋片，冰箱里有冰激凌，不準(zhǔn)碰刀子，也不準(zhǔn)玩火。好，說(shuō)完了，我要去睡了。”

☆On slumber Parties

“There’s chips in the cabinet and ice cream in the freezer. Stay away from knives and fire. Okay, I’ve done my part. I’m going to bed.”

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[1]?巴甫洛夫的狗（Pavlov’s dogs）：古典心理學(xué)的條件反射實(shí)驗(yàn)。喂狗的時(shí)候搖鈴，久而久之，狗只要聽(tīng)到鈴聲就會(huì)流口水。