當(dāng)晚回家后，老爸問我事情經(jīng)過，我就說已經(jīng)宣讀悔過書了，老師還謝謝我。

“很抱歉，我就得對你這么嚴(yán)格，我可不希望別人以后把你當(dāng)做騙子、大渾球兒。你不是個(gè)騙子，而是個(gè)堂堂正正的人?，F(xiàn)在給我回房間去，你被關(guān)禁閉了。”

★ 論“尊重他人隱私”

“還不快滾出去！我在辦事?！?/p>

☆On Respecting Privacy

“Get the fuck outta here, I’m doing stuff.”

★ 論“表露恐懼”

“大家都夾著尾巴想落跑的時(shí)候，最容易看清一個(gè)人的真面目。至少可以看清楚夾著尾巴的屁眼，還有那條尾巴的鳥樣子?！?/p>

☆On Showing Fear

“When it’s asshole-tightening time, that’s when you see what people are made of. Or at least what their asshole is made of.”

★ 論“兒童安全”

“不準(zhǔn)碰刀子。你是絕對用不到刀子的……我不管，你就得學(xué)著用湯匙涂奶油！”

☆On Child Safety

“Don’t touch that knife, you never need to be holding a knife.... I don’t give a shit, learn how to butter stuff with a spoon.”

★ 論“假設(shè)性的問題”

“不可能，你再怎么假設(shè)，我都不可能去吃人，所以你可以停止胡扯這些情節(jié)了，懂嗎？拜托，你是成天沒事干，只能瞎掰這些爛問題嗎？”

☆On Hypothetical Questions

“No. There’s no scenario where I’d eat a human being, so you can stop making them up and asking me, understood? Jesus, is this how you spend your day, just coming up with this shit?”