偷梁換柱，天衣無縫。

dildo的知識，也是知識。

凡有關知識的事，都來不得半點的虛偽和驕傲。

難道有什么事可以來半點的虛偽和驕傲嗎？

沒有。

維基百科對dildo有非常科學技術的解說：

Definition:（定義）

A dildo is a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily penetration during self-administered masturbation or sex with a partner or partners.

（仿科技翻譯：dildo是一種"性玩具"，通常為陽具形，用于手淫時，也用于與一個或多個伴侶的性活動。）

Description:（描繪）

A non-vibrating device, resembling the penis in shape, size, and overall appearance, is a dildo. Some people include vibrating devices in this definition.

（仿關鍵詞翻譯：非震動型器具，形狀，大小，外觀都與陰莖相似。也有人把震動型器具包括在內(nèi)。）

Etymology:（辭源）

The word "dildo" originally referred to the phallus-shaped peg used to lock an oar in position on a dory (small boat). It would be inserted into a hole on the side of the boat, and is very similar in shape to the modern toy.

（仿解釋性翻譯：dildo原指一種陽具狀楔子，可插在船邊的小洞里，將船槳固定于船身。形狀與陽具相似，現(xiàn)被用來稱呼此類性玩具。）

當性是禁忌話題時，一個有關Dildo的暗示都可能引起沖動。但當性成為科學技術的話題時，大篇關于dildo的描寫都不會引起沖動，最多只引起你對知識的敬畏……如果你能敬畏知識的話。對那些不敬畏知識的人來說，科學技術的話題只能引起他們的頭疼。

當dildo成為商業(yè)話題時，顧客們關心的是產(chǎn)品的質(zhì)量和價格：

（以下均為仿信達雅翻譯）

某甲：This product is nice for on your own or if you partner is using it on you. I'm only allowed to buy toys that are smaller then my hubby……

（該產(chǎn)品無論是你自用還是由性伴侶為你使用都挺不錯的。我丈夫只讓我買比他那玩意兒小的性玩具……）

某乙：When I first received this item I thought it was going to be just what I needed and hoped it would be. Looked promising. Sadly, I don't think any toy can be as realistic as a human being……

（我剛收到該產(chǎn)品的時候，以為會如愿以償，看上去也的確會令我如愿以償，可惜，我認為沒哪種性玩具能比男人的那玩意兒更逼真……）

某丙：I thought the size was really good, not too big as described in other reviews. In fact, I nearly didn't order it because of some of the negative reviews, but I loved it!!