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My eyes??！My eyes！
受不了了，我的眼睛f！我的眼睛！！
Happy birthday，grandma！生日快樂，奶奶！
Is it loaded?(子彈)上膛了嗎?
Smoke like a chimney煙癮很大
You are breaking up with me?你要與我分手嗎?
Why,want to see wh0’S taller?
為什么，想比比誰更高嗎？
If l told you．I am afraid I might have to kill you
如果告訴了你，恐怕我就得殺了你。
Clinton?克林頓?
It feels like I am tasting the ocean．
感覺好像我正在品嘗海洋。
l am on the bread．我在吃面包。
Sleeping like logs／Sleeping like a l0g熟睡
Someone wrote down my nightmare．
居然有人把我的噩夢寫成劇本。
No picnic較難
Handle is my middle name．“處理”是我的專長。
You gonna do something before the big vein in my brain pops！
在我大腦血管爆炸前你得做點什么！
Emotional hell情感地獄
語帶雙關(guān)
Have a cup ofioy！來一杯快樂！
l love you．this is loving smile！我愛你，這是愛的微笑。
Washington is dead．華盛頓總統(tǒng)死了。
Rome was built at night．羅馬是夜里建起來的。
Time flies！時間飛逝！(為蒼蠅測定時間)
l’d like to try on that shirt in the window
我想試試櫥窗里的襯衫。／我想在櫥窗里試襯衫。
Mine is all write fright)．我的職業(yè)是寫作(還不錯)。
The post office is iust like the lost office．郵局就像丟失局。
You can’t eat that！你不可以吃那個l／(6吃不下那個！
Get someone eating out of one’S hands控制住某人
AII thumbs笨手笨腳
Cost an arm and a leg耗資不菲
Asightfor sore eyes太好了
轉(zhuǎn)移話題
Looks like breast stroke。Sir?．看上去好像在蛙泳，先生?
To be continued待續(xù)
Am I in the right room?我走錯房間了嗎?
And this is my reward！那么這是對我的獎賞！
Because ofthe reason因為原因
How laughter can be infectious！笑聲是會傳染的！
That’S a good question！問得好！
From the text book從課本上，人人都知道
Well now you have tw0．你現(xiàn)在有兩了。
That makes a general．加起來就算一個將軍。
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